I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I currently don't understand fingers.
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