okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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