That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
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The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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