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Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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