i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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