Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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