TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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