Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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