Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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