So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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