He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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