I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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