I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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