Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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