I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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