We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Green mimosas i think yes
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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