Where is the hickey?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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