I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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