summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Blow job season was short but glorious.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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