we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
So vagazzling was a success
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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