so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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