Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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