he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
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Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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