I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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