Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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