i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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