Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I hate all girls vehemently.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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