you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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