the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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