I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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