summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
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STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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