I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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