I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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