seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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