I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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