Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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