You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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