covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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