can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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