Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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