? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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