I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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