And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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