Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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