in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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