I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
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I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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