Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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