I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm at about main and main street
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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