I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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