I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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