So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
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have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
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"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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