The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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