I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
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They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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