you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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