All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
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Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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