so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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