White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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