I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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