his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Dear god my vagina.
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