i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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